So at first I was just going mildly crazy. Talking in my sleep... forgetting what day it was, blanking out for hours on end... but it has progressed.

A few days ago, I studied much off the night.

Okay, i glanced through the book while watching late-night cartoons and playing games on my Compy all night. I swear, all night, I was up in the main room of my dorm.

My Roommates swear I went to bed at about ten, and slept through the night. All three of them do.

Then, i found a handful of posts on OKCupid that I don't remember posting. They sound like me, but I swear to god I had never posted there before.




Anyway, i went to BW3's last night with my roommates to watch the Wings game (which blew, we lost 2-0). I ended up sitting back to back with a guy I slept with last year. Itchy kept trying to talk to them, because he was beating them in video poker, while I tried to disappear into my seat. then I started beating them in the trivia game, and had tto restrain my naturally tendency to gloat.

They told me as a joke that they only brought me as a means to hit on women after drawing them in with my gay as a lure. I thought it was a joke, but it turns out that the accountant got a phone number from one of the sorority girls we were sitting near, who told me how cute my hello kitty notebook was.

I said something awful about how Itchy has the gay potential, but he needs his pump primed... and then i slit my wrists because it was just that bad.



Then there was tabling and all of the shinoligans entailed there, but I'll let Andrea relate that one.




I like to think that all gay men are like Jimmy, in that we play with dolls and run trashy salons but getting snakes tattooed to our faces turns us into killing machines.



I met him out for dinner on a friday night
he really had me working up an appetite
he had tattooes up and down his arm
theirs nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
he's a one stp shop,
he makes our panties drop
he's a sweet-talkin' sugar-coated candy man

When I am around him I'm all bothered and hot
and when he hits my mouth he really hits the spot
lips like sugar cane
good things come to boys who wait
he's a one stop shop with a real big cock
he's a sweet talkin' sugar-coated candy man