escape
avalanche
explorer
montana (it seems like a tagline for Brokeback Mountain)
cavalier
bug (no syph jokes, please)
scion (something about ass-babies)
venture
diplomat (it exists)
ram
lumina (I just imagine someone with a flashlight sticking out of their ass)


If you don't get it, just ass 'anal' to the beginning of the car model names. Start doing it during your walk to school in the morning. Pretty soon you'll start adding 'anal' to street names, stores, isps... it will take over your life.



Edit: this is my first entry in like six months. go figure.