So I walked into the library, as is my wont, and this girl starts crying and yelling at me about how I didn't look twice at her and how shallow men are. She was a little bit overweight.

this is the first time I've been yelled at by anyone but my high-school classmates for NOT objectifying a woman.

I explained to her that I had no reaction to her body because I was definitely gay. I had to open my wallet and show her the business card that had a rainbow on it for STRUTS before she believed me.

Her name is Clarisse, we have a lunch date for Tuesday, and I am totally canceling on her because she seems like she has huge stalker potential and I don't need yet another woman trying to french me/grab my cock right now.

Three is enough.