So I'm home alone for a week. I'm throwing a party. It will be off of all of the following: the hook, the chain, the hinges, the charts, the grid, and most importantly: the wagon.


Too bad all of my friends are gone. Seriously, not one left in Midland. Except Kent. And that would be awkward.


I'm going to call Meredith. The last time I called her she was at work and didn't turn her phone off... I hope I don't get her into trouble.