It was my Mother's birthday on Saturday, and her bff Mary came over, and they were discussing birth control. They continually asked rhetorical questions of each other that neither had an answer to, until I got sick of it and moved in with a lecture. Mary made me give her my e-mail so that she can ask me more questions as needed.

I now feel like all the hours I spent with the Triple V and associates has really payed off.



So I dreamt that I was going to a family reunion with my grandparents (the crazy ones who call to much), and I had to travel to a large church where everyone was gathering to prepare. I found out that Andrea was related to me somehow, through her father, and so they showed up and I felt bad for exposing Bill to my family. Then, because Andrea was there, so was pretty much everyone I know from Mt. Pleasant, and we were all talking about how innapropriately Amy was dressed for a family function. Then we left the church and went into a large school, and found out that we had all been chosen to be the new stars of 90210. Except that we were superheroes. And all of the older members of the cast were teaching the younger members both how to use our new powers and how to accesorize properly when travelling around Beverly Hills. Suddenly, this villain from the future (who looked like John McCain) came through a portal in time and space and took over the world's computer lines. Then I kind of drifted off and started dreaming about roasting dogs to feed an army...